🐾 TOP DAWG WASH 🐾
This ain’t your average soap-and-spray—this is the Michelin Star of car washes. Designed for the ride that deserves red carpet treatment, the Top Dawg is for the bold, the proud, the ones who don’t just drive—they arrive.

They say just buying this wash might boost your credit score, make your ex jealous, and get you front-row parking at the family reunion. (Okay, maybe not the credit score... but we’re not ruling anything out.)

Feast your eyes (and your ride) on this fully-loaded, overachieving, show-stopping wash:

• Rain-X Glass Treatment – Because seeing clearly is important when you’re leading the pack.
  
  

• Tire Shine – For that “just waxed my boots before a duel” kind of gleam.
  
  

• Triple Foam Conditioner – It's basically a rainbow spa day for your car.
  
  

• Bug Prep – Say goodbye to Love Bugs, grime, and anything else unfortunate enough to hit your bumper.
  
  

• Underbody Wash – Clears the battlefield underneath—mud, salt, or whatever you ran over last weekend.
  
  

• High-Pressure Spinning Wheel Blaster – Attacks brake dust and mud like a car wash ninja.
  
  

• Spot-Free Rinse – Soft water finish so spotless, your paint will throw shade at other cars.
  
  

• Simoniz Carnauba Hot Wax – Protects like a shield, shines like a champ.
  
  

And then... the main event: The 4-Stage Simoniz Lava Shield 🔥

1. Lava Bath – A fiery welcome for your ride, prepping it for glory.
   
   

2. Lava Shine – A high pH power move that deep-cleans like it means it.
   
   

3. Lava Rinse – A chemical symphony that rinses, cures, and whispers, “You fancy.”
   
   

4. Lava Seal – Locks in the shine, keeps out the grime, and seals the deal.
   
   

By the time your car rolls out, it won’t just look clean—it’ll look presidential. So go ahead, roll up to the next cookout as the Top Dawg. Let ‘em stare. Let ‘em wonder.
Your secret’s safe with us... but your shine? Unmistakable.